Why didn't Taylor Swift do Taylor Swift (Taylors version)?

CAUSE HER SONG IS A BITCH ASS,

(2) YOUPORN.

##SWIFTIESARELAME.

What qualities do single women typically look for in a man? Is it a common preference for women to want a man who earns more than they do?

(1) XNXX

LAST BUT NOT OF THE LEAST.

##FUCKTAYLORSWIFTWHITEASSMOTHAFUCK.

Do flat Earthers really exist? Why do they believe the Earth is flat?

IM JUST GONNA HAVE SEX WITH HER AND IM GONNA RECORD AT ANY PORNWEBSITE

##FUCKTAYLORSWIFTIES.

AND I FUCKING BLONDE SINGER.

Now Is The Best Time To See The Milky Way’s Glowing Core In All Its Glory - IFLScience

(5) SPANGBANG PORN.

##TAYLORSWIFTSHUTHEFUCKUP.

FUCK YOU TAYLOR SWIFT BITCH?!!

Why do flat Earthers exist? Why can’t I see the Sun at night? Is it because Earth is not flat?

FUCK NASHVILLE WHITE ASS MOTHAFUCK,

OUTTA FUCKING NIGGA ASS MOUTH Y'ALL BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND MORE AND MORE PORNWEBSITE?!!.

NBA Trade Rumors Roundup: Kevin Durant trade could happen soon, Clippers in the mix - NBC Sports

AND FUCK YOU TAYLOR SWIFT MUST BE KILLED.

“SLEEP WITH TAYLOR SWIFT SEX WITH HER”

(4) CONDOM.

Kellen Moore: I like where our quarterbacks are heading - NBC Sports

AND IM GONNA RAPPED HER.

##SHOUTOUTFUCKTAYLORSWIFT

IM NOT SWIFTIES FAN AND IM ANTI- SWIFTIES,

Why do people say African Americans act the way they do because they're poor, when the ones with money act the same?

CAN'T YOU CAN'T SING WHITH ASS NIGGA,

HER THIGHS, PUSSY, HER ASS, AND BOOBS.

CAUSE SHE IS A SNAKE, SHE SELL HER SELF TO THE DEVIL,

Why is Eric Clapton so roundly disliked among guitarists?

(3) XHAMSTER

CAUSE SHE IS BITCH?!!

AND IM JUST GONNA SEX HER BODY,

Why are there so many illegal Haitians in Ohio? They can't walk here. Democrats flew them here to cause chaos and crime in Ohio.

(1) STRAPON.

##TAYLORSWIFTCANTSING

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NASA Is Launching Rockets Straight Into Mysterious Clouds That Could Devastate Global Communications! - The Daily Galaxy

(2) DILDO.

(3) VIBRATOR.

CAUSE I AM CHRISTIAN?!!

CHRISTIAN DONT OWN TAYLOR SWIFT,

##BULLSHITAYLORSWIFT.

(4) NESAPORN, HOTNTUBE, AND WONPORN.

SHE IS A SHIT ASS MOTHAFUCK?!!

FUCK TAYLOR SWIFT ASSHOLE WHITE ASS SINGER,

I HATE HER SONG LIKE “LOVE STORY AND YOU BELONG TO ME”

ALL SWIFTIES KEE HER NAME

(5) LINGERIE.